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Differences I've notice since graduating college...

I now longer can start a night out with a fish bowl-sized margarita, then go to a bar to meet with friends and take shots followed by beer, and then finally on to a dance club where I end the night with vodka and dancing. Oh and i forgot after bars where you stay up till 3 eating pizza rolls, drinking some left over alcohol in your fridge, and dancing in your living room barefoot.
Now... I go to eat at some ridiculous chain restaurant, like Applebees, (I HATE Applebees. Everything tastes like an over-used microwave and it is always way too busy for the quality of food.) with a couple of girlfriends, have 2 glasses of wine and I'm already seeing double, and then go to a movie, but one that starts before 9:30 because anything later is out of the question. Oh and I wake up on Saturdays and work all day instead of watching a bad movie on Lifetime and ordering in an ungodly amount of Chinese food.

I used to spend my weeknights doing as little homework as possible and then sitting up with my roommates till all hours of the night talking shit about the latest guy or the new worst girl.
Now... I take online computer courses, unless of course Gossip Girl or Grey's Anatomy is on, or I watch Bill O'Reiley with my dad (sidenote: Bill O'Reiley is my Dad's god so my he acts as commentator during the show, agreeing with Bill and throwing profanities at the "left-wing radicals"). Then I make sure I'm in bed by 10:30.

In college, I met men, went on dates, never called them back, remembered they might be my soul mate so I called them back finally, went out again, figured out they couldn't be my soul mate (one tried to actually hold my hand while we were walking down the street!) and then found a new soul mate, at least for a week.
Now... I live in my parent's basement, know all the guys in my town, went to kindergarten with half of them and will never forget when they thought I had cooties, and my Dad is trying to set me up with a guy that only likes hanging out at a dumpy bowling alley.

It's becoming sad...

Oh and the Journalism degree I got... pretty much useless since people are not even buying newspapers to potty train their dogs.

What else could i say...