I will admit that while I love movies and especially like seeing some of the more "independent" (if that word can even be used anymore) films get attention on Oscar night; what I really love about awards season are the dresses. Sorry guys, but you all look the same. Except for maybe Mickey Rourke, but I'd rather not even talk about that disaster from last night. So here's my thoughts on a few of the overdone, the underdone and the beautiful.
(photos courtesy of Yahoo!)
(photos courtesy of Yahoo!)
Okay, let's just get the worst over with. Beyonce, you may be bootylicious but this dress makes you look like a stiff barbie doll. Haven't you made enough money where you can stop having your mother make your clothes? Seriously... Forget the glitter and the bedazzler.
My favorite of the night. While not the most exciting dress that has been worn to the Oscar's it looked lovely on Kate Winslet, a personal favorite of mine. I think the color alone on her was fierce!
I thought Anne looked stunning. With her delicate sparkeling dress, ivory skin and dark hair, she looked amazing. Another one of my favorite actresses; I can't wait to see Rachel Getting Married. Anyone notice that she looked very thin and her eyes had bags underneath them? I'm worried crazy, stealing millionaire ex-boyfriend may be putting a strain on our little princess...
Miley, Miley, Miley... Didn't you just turn 16? This dress makes you look like a 12 year old playing dress up. Wear something fun and young next time. Oh and where's Billy Ray? I thought he went everywhere with you?
Amy Adams was stunning as usual and I loved the necklace and detailing on the bodice. What else is there to say. She's adorable!
I have no words... Actually, I do. Did she have one of her "proteges" from Project Runway cut this dress? And while she has a great body, does she ever wear a dress that covers her thighs? I think you know the answer...
SJP, i love ya girl but were you trying to get your boobs to be the size of your puffy skirt? I couldn't even pay attention to her face because it was so close to her chest.
And best dressed goes to...
Wall-E!
Cause he's just cute in anything!
Miley, Miley, Miley... Didn't you just turn 16? This dress makes you look like a 12 year old playing dress up. Wear something fun and young next time. Oh and where's Billy Ray? I thought he went everywhere with you?
Amy Adams was stunning as usual and I loved the necklace and detailing on the bodice. What else is there to say. She's adorable!
I have no words... Actually, I do. Did she have one of her "proteges" from Project Runway cut this dress? And while she has a great body, does she ever wear a dress that covers her thighs? I think you know the answer...
SJP, i love ya girl but were you trying to get your boobs to be the size of your puffy skirt? I couldn't even pay attention to her face because it was so close to her chest. And best dressed goes to...
Wall-E!
Cause he's just cute in anything!


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